最近在網路上看到的一篇有趣文章，轉貼過來流金。以下全是轉貼內容，不是小弟重騎兵翻譯的，所以不要問我XD。
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這是 ptt japanavgirls 版的文章, 第一部份是我翻的, 其他部份已徵得原譯者的同意轉貼, 有興趣的人可以直接去看原文
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我在 reddit 看到這篇: 我是一個有20年經驗的 A 片導演
http://ppt.cc/-jfU ,
reddit.com 這網站有個目錄叫作: 我是一個... , 導演 Jim Gunn 就把自己介紹
給大家,並回應了一些問題, 我找給個翻譯給大家看看:
Q: 你有上過 AV 女優嗎?
A: 有。
Q: 她們在真實生活中作愛的方式跟影片中一樣嗎?
A: 有時侯更好。
Q: 你結婚了嗎？ 有小孩嗎？
A: 都沒有。
Q: 那些10英吋(25.4公分)的大鵰哥會讓女優受傷嗎？我問過我一些女性朋友，
她們說 6~7英吋(17.78公分)是歡愉的極限，超過這個就很痛苦了。
A: 對，有時侯她們被搞得很痛，要借助很多潤滑劑。
Q: 你覺得神鬼奇航的成人版如何？
A: 我只看過預告片，沒看整部，不過我很確定，那很費工。
Q: 要成為一個 A 片演員，小弟弟要多大？
A: 小於 6 英吋(15.24 公分)就很難了，無法成為 A 片的螺絲釘。
Q: 一個好的男演員必須具備哪些條件？ 例如 Manuel Ferrara 這傢伙，好像女優
們都喜歡跟他作愛，還真的射，你覺得他怎麼樣？
A: 男演員通常必須具備好身材，能固定演出，像樣的小弟弟，好相處，快速硬起來，
在段落快結尾時才射。
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作者 wennythepooh (維尼)
接力∼
Who owns these huge mansions that you always see in the videos?
A片裡的豪宅怎麼來的？
All kinds of people- couples, divorced people, single people looking for
extra money.
需要錢的人
do you have herpes or genital warts?
你有沒有得過泡疹(herpes)或菜花(genital warts)
I have never had an STD of any kind in my entire life.
沒有
Do the sets ever smell terrible? I imagine with all that sex, lubrication
(潤滑油), sweat and such that it can get pretty potent in there.
A片取景會不會臭臭
Sometimes. I try not to shoot in super hot places so it's not a serious issue
most days.
盡量不在過悶熱的地方拍
Have you ever seen a cameraguy get a facial?
你有沒有看過攝影師被顏射？XD
No fucking way.(這裡如果翻你娘咧好像也說的通)
Why do MILFs count as 27 year olds? It should be 35+.
為甚麼人妻設定在27而不是35?
Most clients that want me to shoot MILFs do indeed want them to be over 30
years old. Usually I cast fit women between 30-50 years old that take care of
themselves for those roles.
Technically yes, but in practice the MILF genre isn't about non-nulliparous
women but more about sexy "older" women, also known as "cougars", around 30
years old and up.
定義人妻－不一定是要有生過小孩，通常大於30都算是MILF
Mother/Mom I'd Like to Fuck = MILF
Where do you get your inspiration for such riveting plot lines?
靈感怎麼來？
From life experience and my imagination based on the genre of the movie.
生活經驗，想像力
Is there anything that you consider taboo or unacceptable to film.
拍片的禁忌
Of course, anything illegal like under 18 models or anything that involves
heavy pain, blood, urination or scat.
違法都不行－幼幼，暴力，會濺血的，有大號小號也不行
Mostly I shoot vanilla porn and light fetish at most, so no whipping,
flogging, blood, heavy bondage etc.
所以他是走清純香草路線？（應該解釋成我們看的歐美片都是正常範圍）
Nonhuman animals? 人獸交
Of course not, bestiality is a big no-no. 絕對不行
Who wipes down the loads?
誰來清理"彈痕"
The girl herself with a baby wipe if there is any left on her after we cut.
女優
What do you tell people when they ask what you do for a living?
怎麼回應你幹哪一行的？
You mean people that I just meet that don't already know me? If I judge they
are cool I tell them I am a porn director. If I just want to be anonymous
with someone like my landlord or my neighbors or older or religious people or
strangers that I don't want to get into a long conversation with I tell them
I am a videographer for reality tv type productions.
熟人或他覺得你很酷－我拍Ａ片的啦
老人家，鄰居，任何他不想被說教的人－我拍真人實境秀XD
any girls ever get extremely cold feet all of a sudden? ive seen a few
outtakes like ths
上戰場前突然卻場
Quite a few have backed out over the years. There's always more girls turning
eighteen tomorrow.
很少，反正永遠都有新鮮貨
About how long does it take to shoot an average scene? I have heard of "stunt
cocks" that step in for the male talent if they can not complete the scene.
Is this a common practice and have you used any in your work?
拍片花多久？男優也要隨時上三檔嗎？
A typical b/g or g/g scene may take about four hours or so in real life time
from arriving to makeup to paperwork to still photos and the video and
cleanup. I have only very rarely resorted to a stunt cock. In general I hire
reliable guys who can complete the scene with no issues.
大約４小時，男優不一定要能馬上上三檔
Is it Art? 拍Ａ片是一種藝術嗎？
Some would say是吧
先看到這邊，有些很有趣比如有人問說可不可以拍哈棒波特系列Horny Potter(好色波特)
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作者 frafoa
接力
Q：你有在工作時jizz過嗎？
A：沒有。
Q：有試鏡的女演員因為長太醜被你拒絕嗎？
A：很多很多非常多。
Q：有女演員為了演出機會而"不擇手段"嗎？
A：這聽起來比較像我上一部作品的劇情。
Q：能給這站上無數孤獨男性一些建議嗎？
A：上健身房、找份更好的工作、賺更多錢；學著去接受並理解自己、自己的外貌、
自己在這世上的位置；這份自信將會讓你找到床伴或女友。
Q：這些男演員為什麼可以射這麼遠？我看過各種顏色大小長度，我想是基因問題吧？
A：沒錯，是基因問題。
Q：聽說所有男演員都是男人開始幹起的，這是真的嗎？
A：不是。
Q：請問口交場面大多用哪個牌子的潤滑液？
A：你是想嗆死女演員嗎？
Q：你覺不覺得你的人生很空虛？
A：我怎麼知道，又還沒過完。
Q：我見過你本人。你又胖又禿，一個人住在海邊，我才不相信有女演員肯和你上床！
A：就算你是個胖DJ，騎著頭驢在脫衣舞吧閒晃，只要你稍微有點個性，你也可以找到
漂亮的年輕美眉願意跟你回家。